Most likely, she's some amalgamation of all of those.
Or she is a savvy businesswoman with a breathtaking voice and a creepy obsession with filming her every waking minute. Or, she is a woman from Houston, Texas, born, raised and marketed by a controlling father and would-be mogul who expected "flawlessness" at all times, only to break away from him and marry an equally controlling real-life mogul. Or, Beyonce was concocted in a laboratory by a mad scientist who was hellbent on creating the world's most flawless living gif. What is a Beyonce? A Beyonce is a Queen who was gifted onto the Twitter/Tumblrverse by a benign Goddess who wanted to reward human beings for not annihilating each other with nuclear weapons throughout the 20th century (things were looking pretty, pretty hairy there for a few decades).
What is a Jay Z? A Jay Z is a multimillionaire rapper/businessman/entrepreneur/ Duracell aficionado/ watch endorser/ cologne salesman who apparently is also a control freak who can't stop controlling Beyonce because he needs control, probably because Beyonce is so uncontrollable, like a wild stallion with the vocal chops of a siren. We've heard your cries: what's up with Jay Z and Beyonce? Like, what's up with that whole thing? Below, we've tried to answer all your burning questions as accurately and seriously as an important story like this warrants. To that end, we take our journalistic responsibilities on gossiptainment news very seriously.
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